Anyway, I want to burden you with the super sad-sack story of me getting fired. On Wednesday, I went to see the Optomistrist (okay, I can't spell!) during lunch to finally get a new pair of glasses. At the very end of the exam, the optimistrist (yes, I know about the spelling!) squirted some stuff in my eyes to do some sort glaucoma test. I had a violent allergic reaction. I started retching and had to run out of the store. After relieving my stomach on the street corner, I managed to hail a cab and go home. As soon as I got home and was able to, I called my boss and told him what happened. They next day, when I returned to work, I was fired for being unresponsible.