A peanut shoved itself up my nose.
I went blind in one eye.
The cat scratched me when I chewed her tail.
My patent leather shoes got pee on them.
My father fell down the stairs.
I stuck my tongue in a socket.
I got lost in the attic.
My father told me I pushed him down the stairs.
Blue flames crawled out of the top of the black and white TV.
Grandmother came to visit and stayed in the room at the top of the stairs.
My brother peed on my teddy bear.
I stuck a fork in a socket.
Barbie’s toes got chewed off.
My mother made me give up my teddy bear.
The cat vomited butter all over the kitchen.
I tripped and lost my Christmas hat.
The pony moved slowly, warm against my bare legs,
led by a girl who watched my eyes and smiled.