SMUTTINESS!

SMUT was so great, much better than last time – the other performers were fantastic, and I got to talk to Elise Miller, who is smutty and fabulous and down to earth and might just read as part of the series I set up at the Bowery Poetry Club. Also, Jonathan Ames was in the audience, and only left right before I read and came back right after I finished. Fabulous! But every one laughed when they were supposed to and looked horrified when they were supposed to and then some girl got up and fucked an uncooked chicken with a fork duct-taped to her crotch. Fun Times!

Also: naked women, walking around freely in helmets, and people doing some sort of exercise where they hang from scarves and twist upside down and sideways. Thrilling!

You guys missed a lot by not coming to slut. I mean smut. Perhaps you should be grateful. NO!! It was great!! and Eric took the greatest photos of me, which I will post shortly. And I took some great pictures of Eric, which he can do with what he needs to.
I think I might have gotten a back cover photo out of this, plus I finally read slow enough and remembered to breathe – a big improvement, I’m telling you!

I might return to SMUT on another Monday, just to see the hijinks.