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Treatment of Hypothermia

the last time we tried this your mother hated me with her eggs

half-cooked egg whites are usually placed on the palms

think of Thousand Oaks or Mexico City: their palm trees judge our footwear

footwear is often a leading cause

please fill these socks with boiled eggs and hang them around your neck

necking couples get distracted in the snow: their thumbs become numb, fall off

thumbing through this book you find many answers about heat sources

please sign your name on our information sheet when your mother is done with our survey

at this point, you may call the victim’s name and tap her gently on the shoulder