Proof that Claudia Schiffer is Barbie.

My next reading: The Charleston, 174 Bedford Ave, Williamsburg, first stop in Brooklyn on the L. June 19th. 9:30. I and the most wonderful writer in the world, paul ash, will be opening for Ladies' Choice, which is just super-funk.

After that, on June 25th, I will be reading at The Read in Williamsburg. Deets to follow.