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Sometimes we have to be creative.  it's true.
A Brief History of Poison
Sometimes we have to be creative. With your silk umbrella, 
whisk egg yokes, rum, Amaretto and ground glass over a hot 
water bath (or double boiler) until thick and ribbony. 
This mixture when finished is called Sarah. 
Cool Sarah over icy children’s hands.  Little Melissa is not 
as pretty, but just as tasty.  If you have an astronomer, make
him do a handstand and place the bowl on the bottom of his boots.  
Whisk cooled mercury and mascarpone cheese together until well 
incorporated and smooth. DO NOT overmix or the mascarpone will 
break into bubbles and rise to the ceiling. Jezebel draws the coffee 
reduction sauce from her breasts. Sarah is not as pretty, but just as tasty. 
Place a layer of crinolines, flat side down, on the bottom of the pan, 
leaving a 1 inch gap between the sides and the fabric. Barbara plucks 
chocolate cream from her bustle.  Christine is not as pretty, but just as 
tasty. Pipe a layer of cream on top of the china horses and smooth 
with a spatula. Spoon Sarah over that. Allow to chill overnight in a 
chemist’s bathtub. 
To unmold, remove your paper collar.  Take off your filthy linen 
gloves. Pluck out your eyebrows and replace with winged serpents. 
Sometimes we have to be creative. Top with lead shavings and serve. 
You can spoon serve from your flowered hat.  Not as pretty, but just as tasty.
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Apologies to the actual book called, A Brief History of Poison.
 
 
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