Two thumbs up, two thumbs down. Boss when he's happy -- boss when he's sad.

Sarah Lawrence Reading -- eech. I nearly got frostbite from my reception. The people I invited were very nice, and I hope not just because of the free champagne, but no one else spoke to me, and I felt very, well, univited.

Thesaurushead Reading -- yum. Everyone was incredibly nice and friendly, and the actual stuff read was better. The ratio of pretention to talent was infinitely lower.