Thursday, August 31, 2006
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
From an Appendix of Lesser-Known Saints
Lucinda became a saint because she knew God wanted her
to claw out her own eyes and gorge on grass until she
fainted rather than marry a protestant man, who,
by the way, smelled of worms and never brushed his teeth.
Her miracles after she lost her sight were minor:
a levitation, bells ringing all at once on a Monday morning,
giving her patient father a migraine, and the healing of
goldfish in several pails. She ate the fine sharp grass
until she was too heavy to walk and when the roots were
nibbled into the ground, she asked her brothers to roll
her in a wheelbarrow to the next pasture. As she grew
bigger she flattened and spread out, like pale lava oozing
to form a new island. The townspeople took to wearing
handkerchiefs over their noses when they passed her end
of the field, the effulgence from her bowels was so foul
and rich. The horses crowded against the far fence,
crows gasped in the trees and the indigo swallows that
appeared in the south every spring fell dead in soft
speckled rain about her thighs. Eventually, as Lucinda
had long hoped, the grass diet killed her. She
ascended directly to heaven; her massive calves and
cheeks now light as spun sugar candy.
Her father still sees her in his dreams. She rides a cow,
modestly sitting sideways. She’s slim again but her eyes
are green this time and she says nothing, just smiles
like she’s happy, but a little bored.
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Any place I need to cut the "fat"?
Lucinda became a saint because she knew God wanted her
to claw out her own eyes and gorge on grass until she
fainted rather than marry a protestant man, who,
by the way, smelled of worms and never brushed his teeth.
Her miracles after she lost her sight were minor:
a levitation, bells ringing all at once on a Monday morning,
giving her patient father a migraine, and the healing of
goldfish in several pails. She ate the fine sharp grass
until she was too heavy to walk and when the roots were
nibbled into the ground, she asked her brothers to roll
her in a wheelbarrow to the next pasture. As she grew
bigger she flattened and spread out, like pale lava oozing
to form a new island. The townspeople took to wearing
handkerchiefs over their noses when they passed her end
of the field, the effulgence from her bowels was so foul
and rich. The horses crowded against the far fence,
crows gasped in the trees and the indigo swallows that
appeared in the south every spring fell dead in soft
speckled rain about her thighs. Eventually, as Lucinda
had long hoped, the grass diet killed her. She
ascended directly to heaven; her massive calves and
cheeks now light as spun sugar candy.
Her father still sees her in his dreams. She rides a cow,
modestly sitting sideways. She’s slim again but her eyes
are green this time and she says nothing, just smiles
like she’s happy, but a little bored.
-----
Any place I need to cut the "fat"?
Sunday, August 27, 2006
Here's a new poem. Surprised? Have at it -- is it boring, blah, etc.?
My Mother Draws a Horse
after the fifth time I beg and maybe
promise to clean my room
she sits at the table with the dusty lace cloth
in the mirrored yellow room used
for strangers and holidays
if I am lucky she will make it a pinto
splashes of white and black
like dark continents fixed
on a moving milky sea
the horse has her ears bent forward
concentrating on what’s just ahead
off the page
it’s always the same horse
the same size of a handprint
nostrils a little too large as if
she’s breathing hard
it’s always the same horse
and she’s always running
when my mother’s done
she bites her pinky the same way,
it’s ugly
I don’t know what I’m doing
and I smooth her hair behind her ear
so short I stand while she sits
and I whisper, it’s pretty, it’s so pretty
My Mother Draws a Horse
after the fifth time I beg and maybe
promise to clean my room
she sits at the table with the dusty lace cloth
in the mirrored yellow room used
for strangers and holidays
if I am lucky she will make it a pinto
splashes of white and black
like dark continents fixed
on a moving milky sea
the horse has her ears bent forward
concentrating on what’s just ahead
off the page
it’s always the same horse
the same size of a handprint
nostrils a little too large as if
she’s breathing hard
it’s always the same horse
and she’s always running
when my mother’s done
she bites her pinky the same way,
it’s ugly
I don’t know what I’m doing
and I smooth her hair behind her ear
so short I stand while she sits
and I whisper, it’s pretty, it’s so pretty
Friday, August 25, 2006
I made so many more.
But I'll only show you my favorite two:


The rest are at the store. C'mon! It doesn't cost anything to just look! (unless you believe time is money, and then, well, I guess it's about a nickle)
But I'll only show you my favorite two:
The rest are at the store. C'mon! It doesn't cost anything to just look! (unless you believe time is money, and then, well, I guess it's about a nickle)
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